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Joke of the Day

"Other uses for chloroform 1) A great conversational piece when talking to the cops about using it 2) Make the day go by faster 3) And finally, as a reagent."

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"What should you do if you're in the jungle and come upon a tiger? Say you're sorry, wipe him off, and run."
"Did you know the triathlon was invented by a gypsy He walked to the swimming pool and rode a bike home"
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"""Susan, will you marry me?"" ""Oh yes Johnny, yes! Yes!"" Ten grand later and it's still the best prank I ever pulled on my twin brother."
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