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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk... budumdum tssssss"
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"My German girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10. Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done."
"Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program? A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there."
"What's a best friend? One who goes out and gets two blowjobs, then comes back and gives his buddy one"
"What's red and smells like paint? Red paint"
"When you clean a vacuum cleaner You become a vacuum cleaner"
"What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)"
"Why is Mrs Trump always on top? Because Donald can only fuck up."
"How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? WANNA RIDE BIKES??"
"Let's talk about Sex Baby. I regret you naming our son that. You're a real piece of shit, Tammy."