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Joke of the Day

"Mario Bros. Plumbing (69 Reviews) Hired them to clear my drain, stomped my turtle to death and ran off with my girlfri.... (Read More)"

"What molecule has the best sense of humor? A helium polymer. HeHeHeHeHe"

"Who does Hitler call when his dog is sick? A Veteran Aryan"

"What is a suicide bomber's favorite TV show? The Big Bang Theory."

"Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!"

"How do you make a bitch love you? You take her to the bone zone"

"What is the most common question asked by iPhone users? ""Does anyone have a charger I could use?"""

"Justin Bieber and Ke$ha has sex and gave birth to Rebecca Black."

"I tried phone sex last night Safe to say, I would prefer if you didn't call me during working hours until it goes flat."

"Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant? Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car."