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Joke of the Day

"Q: What did one coffin say to the other? A: Is that you coughin'?"

"Text response from a confused carcass: I decay."

"Life is alot like a Penis Life is a lot like a Penis simple,soft,straight,relaxed and hanging freely... then a women makes it hard"

"What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice? Her: What? You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)"

"Where do farm animals get their groceries? The pharmacy."

"What did the ocean ask the scooba diver? Water you doing here?"

"How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It doesn't matter they don't have any power."

"Sure, the BMW symbol kind of looks like a sphincter, but I could already tell by the way you were driving."

"I bet the guy who invented the percent symbol, %, got his inspiration from watching his wife put on a seatbelt"

"DUMBLEDORE: Who's brought evil into Hogwarts? HARRY: I think it's Malfoy, professor! DARK MYSTERIOUS NEW TEACHER: Oh come on"