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Joke of the Day
"A midget fortune-teller who escapes prison Is a small medium at large."
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"Everybody mad at me like it's common knowledge to wait til after the eulogy before you start clapping. Sorry I didn't go to funeral college."
"There's no sticker warning me not to eat this box of nails so I guess I'll just go for it."
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