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Joke of the Day

"Two Irishman walk out of a pub. It could happen."

"I wonder if Hitler ever thought... ""Crap, did I turn the oven off?"""

"I can't wait for MTV's next reality show about car wash employees that hold in farts until they're cleaning the inside of your car."

"A vegan, an atheist, and a crossfitter walk into a bar... They've all heard this joke before."

"No male deserves to win the lottery.. They already won it when they were born."

"Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all of the coffin."

"Relationship status: My neighbour/girlfriend was kidnapped but she's ok now, I was caught."

"My friend started a beer company named ""Dilla"" So I went to the store and bought a case a Dilla."

"Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? A: Both are offensive and inaccurate."

"Trump/Pence 2016! Or ""TP"" as I like to call it. ;)"