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Joke of the Day

"Marriage equality AND marijuana laws passed? Now we know what Leviticus really meant by ""A man who layeth with another man must be stoned."""

"I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people... It needs more work."

"I don't see the point of being a godmother if the kid refuses to kiss my ring. I mean, what the hell?"

"Pretty sure you can see me practicing my ""not all Muslims are bad"" Thanksgiving talking points in the bg of a student film in Wash Sq Park."

"I like my jokes like my blues.... Cheesy"

"The next batch of women who get plastic surgery Will have a stamp on their paperwork that shows they made with 33% recycled Joan Rivers."

"Two friends are drinking in a bar...[FIXED] ....I I I cent seem to 'member rest of the joke."

"I honestly have allergies and dry skin this time of year, but it never looks good for a dude to have tissues & lotion on his desk."

"I have a super hero joke Fantastic four"

"Why are there no casinos in China? They hate Tibet."