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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking? I can't pair wines like this."
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"Went to the car wash and asked for one of those Brazilian wax jobs everyone's been talking about."
"If I ever get promoted to God I'm creating cupcake trees."
"Some people doubt my memory But I can remember last year as if it were yesterday."
"i feel wrong i think im having a dyslexic stroke. i cant smell anything on the left side of my body and i feel toast."
"""Oh my god I can't believe someone would pronounce my name exactly how it's spelled!!!"" - people with stupid names"
"Always marginalised and discriminated against in favour of their blue counterparts, it's about time we started treating them with the respect they deserve. Black Levi's Matter."
"What fish do road-menders use ? Pneumatic krill !"
"If Donald Trump becomes President, The rest of us should be able to just walk into any hospital & start working as doctors"
"""I left you a voicemail."" You honestly might as well have written it on a post-it and thrown it into the sea."