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Joke of the Day

"A pirate walks into the bar with a steering wheel in his pants... The bartender says ""hey, you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"" the pirate responds ""ARGH! it drives me nuts!"""

"why you should never go to war against bhuddists they have respawn"

"What do you call a half-white and half-Hispanic baby? A baby."

"One way to find out if your crush likes you is: Who cares. People are horrible and it's better to be alone."

"Sex makes your day, but anal makes you hole weak.."

"My dress sock/running shoe combo says,""I do most of my running after accidentally reply-all'ing a mildly racist response to a business memo"""

"How many joules does it take to fry a Jew? Nein joules."

"A man spends his first 9 months trying to get out of the womb and the rest of his life trying to get back in"

"I use artificial sweetener at work. I add it to everything I say to my boss."

"Israel has an Olympic skier in Vancouver which makes me wonder if he thinks it's a shalom competition."