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Joke of the Day
"Sex makes your day, but anal makes you hole weak.."
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"Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account? Because he only had 12 followers."
"So my dog is named Lucky... and sometimes he escapes from our house, so we have to go get lucky. And sometimes it'll be dark out, we'll be up all night to get lucky."
"What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song? White Christmas."
"Me: Mom, am I ugly? Mom: Why don't you ask your girlfriend? Me: But I don't have a girlfriend! Mom: Still looking for the answer?"
"I broke up with my girlfriend because I'm pretty religious I'm a Presbyterian, and she was Satan"
"Did you hear about the Polish bank robber? Tied up the safe and blew the guard."
"A man walks into a bar ""Ouch!!!"", he says."
"What do you call a blind German? A Not-See"
"My father was in the holocaust, he fell of a guard tower!"