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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a half-white and half-Hispanic baby? A baby."
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"Every woman's dessert order starts with, ""I shouldn't."""
"Do you have pet insurance? Coz I'm gonna destroy your pussy tonight"
"What do epidemiologists do? How about kinesiologists? Study epidemies....and kinesies."
"Using the little box on my MacBook charge cord to keep my feet warm, just like my ancestors did"
"Pro tip: No matter how much you hate wrapping, never ask your wife to wrap her own Christmas presents."
"Son, I found some drugs in your backpack ""Dad I swear they're not mine"" DAMMIT SUSAN, THEY ARENT HIS. 1st time we were proud and you blew it"
"You know what really gets my goat? The Chupacabra"
"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs Because they always take things literally."
"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High definition Edit: Thanks Reddit for the upvotes, I'm glad you guys finally liked something that I posted. Thanks internet!"