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Joke of the Day

"A man spends his first 9 months trying to get out of the womb and the rest of his life trying to get back in"

"What's a bicyclists favorite letter? A! (hands raised up)"

"HER: You can't even go 5 minutes without making a Star Trek reference. ME: Yes I Khan."

"Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken."

"Ha ha! OH, HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED! ""dude, are you gonna do this every time you rearrange the furniture"""

"What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows? A Helenkelicopter."

"Where does the Internet football team play? Webley."

"Why don't black people go on cruises? They aren't falling for that again..."

"Why do Republicans oppose Gay Marriage AND Obamacare? Because they hate mandates."

"Why does the French flag have Velcro? So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war."