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Joke of the Day
"Did it hurt when you fell off a whore tree and banged every man on the way down?"
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"Insane Clown Posse is really giving a bad name to all the rational clown posses out there."
"A Northern Virginian dies and wakes up in Hell He is surprised that Maryland can wake the dead."
"Russian history in five words ...and then it got worse"
"A white guy and a black guy walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""your kind isn't welcome here."" They kick the nigger out, and everyone laughs, and has a drink of beer."
"Who is the most basic Spice Girl? Pumpkin Spice."
"Mosses did not parted the Red Sea. Chuck Norris did. The Bible got confused because Mosses and Chuck Norris sound so much alike."
"Don't ""pshhh"" me, you stupid bus."
"If con is the opposite of pro... It must mean congress is the opposite of progress."
"Facebook, Pinterest and Instagram have taught us that for every giant technological leap ahead, we will find a way to use it for dumb shit."