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Joke of the Day
"Did it hurt when you fell off a whore tree and banged every man on the way down?"
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"KEIRA KNIGHTLEY DOESN'T EXIST Q: How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist? A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds."
"I don't know why I thought Palm Sunday had something to do with masturbation. My apologies to those waiting to use the confessional."
"A man went onto a train with a banana and a suitcase.... He arrived at his destination safely."
"I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around."
"Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one *tale*"
"I sexually identify as a counter strike. I find this globally offensive."
"Vending machines are so homophobic. I'm sorry my dollar is not straight enough for you."
"Wife: Can you fix this, the holes too big for the thingy majingy? Me: Hey I know how it feels! Hahaha! *And then I regained consciousness"
"reminder that Pop Secret was initially very poorly translated in Japan, where it was called ""Deceptions of the Father"""