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Joke of the Day

"Did it hurt when you fell off a whore tree and banged every man on the way down?"

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the lightbulb has to want to change."

"How many people work in your office Less than half"

"What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? Dead."

"What's the difference between God and a Welder? God doesn't think he's a Welder."

"Do you think Professor that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No I think she should put down the lid as a favor."

"What's the difference between a guitar player and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four."

"Using a phone case is like buying a Ferrari and gluing Corolla body panels to it."

"I told my wife she shops too much, but she wouldn't listen. She's so damn clothes-minded"

"How does a Facebook employee greet each other? Hey there, whatsapp!!"