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Joke of the Day

"reminder that Pop Secret was initially very poorly translated in Japan, where it was called ""Deceptions of the Father"""

"If you are going to send me boob pics, try and save them in the right image format. As a Nerd it's a major turnoff to get a .bmp"

"What sound does a bloated dead horse make when you beat it? If you're still waiting for a punchline, why are you here?"

"Twiter helps me keep my finger on the pulse of what today's youth is jazzing & vibing to. #hip #relevant"

"Life is like a penis Its very short but when it gets hard it seems very long"

"once you use mac you never go back. there's literally no escape"

"I am friends with 25 letters from the alphabet I don't know y EDIT: Credits to Chris Turner."

"I've just been to the Travel agents to pick up my spending money for my trip to Greece. How the hell am I going to get these 100 goats onto the plane?"

"A man asks his friend, ""What would you do if we only had 24 hours before the end of the world?"" ""I would fuck everything that moves"", his friend says. ""What would you do?"" ""I wouldn't move."""

"It seems highly unlikely that the Romans would have built a new cross for every execution, which means... Jesus was a repost."