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Joke of the Day
"Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one *tale*"
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"There seems to be a direct correlation between how many rosaries you have hanging on your rearview and how shitty a driver you are."
"I finally got my hands on a sign language translator. It comes in really handy."
"Copyright In India copyright means the right to copy."
"Ominous music should play when you meet the wrong ppl."
"So a guy walks into a bar... Ouch."
"The snail and the tortoise What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise? Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!"
"Dating tip: Girls love mysterious guys. For example, tell her ""Im a lawyer.Or AM I?"" then hum the Twilight Zone theme and turn into an eagle"
"What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off before jumping on a trampoline"
"If she's wong.... she cant be white."