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Joke of the Day

"KEIRA KNIGHTLEY DOESN'T EXIST Q: How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist? A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds."

"Trump is a misogynist. And I think it is disgusting the views he has on bitches."

"What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors? He has a reptile dysfunction."

"What did one ghost say to another? I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people."

"Hillary will be the most transparent president ever... ... because she will have every state secret sitting on an insecure server in her basement. hahahaha *cry*"

"I was awakened last night by the bulimic lady in the apartment next door. I knocked on her door and said: ""Please keep it down!"""

"[speaking to an attractive lady] ""How can a beautiful girl like you be single?!"" ""Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"""

"How is a Buddhist monk and a bumblebee alike? They are both peaceful, but when pissed off have a tendency to burn."

"""Do you know the difference between jam and jelly?"" ""I can't jelly my cock up my wife's ass."""

"Hey do you mind if I play street fighter with you? SHORYUKEN!"