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Joke of the Day

"Does Axe make a spray that smells like one of those soft pretzel stores at the mall? I'd use that daily."

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"A little Arab boy Anything that makes people who aren't white Americans embarrassed or angry, is racist."
"So, if 4 out of 5 people suffer some medical condition, does that mean the other 1 person enjoys it?"
"What do you call an African American wife who knows where her husband is at all time? A Jailbait."
"From an Obit: He was always a daredevil His last words were ""Watch this."""
"What do you call a cow that can't moo? A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew"
"People question the Christmas present I got for my mother They say a fridge is a terrible gift when she already has one. But when I saw here face light up upon opening it, all doubts where gone."
"I don't understand why people get excited about carbon dating. But then perhaps I just haven't met the right pencil."
"Vegetarians must hate themselves because they're made of meat."
"What did the pink panther say when he stepped on an ant hill Dead ant dead ant Dead ant Dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead aaaaant"
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