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Joke of the Day

"Does Axe make a spray that smells like one of those soft pretzel stores at the mall? I'd use that daily."

"You can't run through a campsite... You can only ran, because its past tents."

"I don't blame pedophiles all the time, After all, there's a child in all of us."

"How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman? Well, there is a vast difference."

"Great Insults A letter from teacher to parent:Dear parent,Kamal doesn't smel nice in class.Please try to bathe him.Parent answer:Dear teacher,Kamal is not a rose.Don't smell him.Teach him."

"What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl? One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other..."

"What's the difference between a green elephant and a purple one? One of them is purple"

"I put the ""ate"" in chocolate."

"For a ski team, these guys in the 7-11 sure have a lot of guns!"

"What did the black kid get on his SATs? BBQ sauce."