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Joke of the Day

"A little Arab boy Anything that makes people who aren't white Americans embarrassed or angry, is racist."

"How many dyslexics does it screw to take in a light bulb?"

"Between Trump and Clinton, who is more likely to start a nuclear war if elected president? America, with the missiles aimed at ourselves."

"What do you call a well-written short story? Articulette"

"A Rabbi was drinking his Tea. And turned into a Rabbit."

"Thanks for the Christmas card featuring the ultrasound photo. Here's one of my family gathered around an MRI of my knee."

"Why did Constantinople fall? Itstumbled."

"I'd like to say something nice about you as it's your birthday. Why don't you? Because I can't think of a single thing to say!"

"What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated? No hard feelings."

"Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days."