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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow that can't moo? A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew"
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"Just saw a sign advertising crabs and clams. I don't know about you, but I prefer to keep the crabs away from my clam."
"Two men walk into a bar. The first says, ""i'll have some H20"". The second says, ""sounds good, I'll have some H20 too"" The second man [died](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_peroxide)."
"What does /r/funny and /r/jokes have in common? I laugh at neither of them."
"What do you call flying jews Smoke"
"a priest, a rabbi, and a nun naked except for a rosary, all walk into a bar... the bartender says ""what is this, a joke?"""
"You know you're getting old when A fart throws out your back"
"Just once, I'd like to see a cactus that isn't flexing."
"What does a Nazi Turkey say? Goebbels, Goebbels,Goebbels..."
"Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake? Because she had one heck of an ex-goose"