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Joke of the Day

"People question the Christmas present I got for my mother They say a fridge is a terrible gift when she already has one. But when I saw here face light up upon opening it, all doubts where gone."

"A pregnant woman came in looking for a girly stroller So I kicker her in the stomach."

"[job interview] interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years? me: that's a trick question there is no c in any of those words"

"Apparently Gary Glitter is applying for the Villa manager's job... after hearing the strikers were Bent, Young and possibly Keane"

"What's the difference between Hitler and Keemstar? Hitler knew when to kill himself."

"I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them."

"Simple. An Irishman walks out of a bar."

"I tried to get into the knife sharpening academy I didn't make the cut."

"Did you hear about the angry pancake? He just flipped."

"Wow, the guy buried alive with weed in his pocket must be rolling in his grave right now."