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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bad hairdresser who is also very expensive? A rip-off."
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"Why were George and Lennie sad? (Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D"
"What's the difference between an arts student and a table? A table can support itself"
"So women draw their eyebrows on daily, and nothing is said. I sharpie on a beard for movember and suddenly everyone has something to say."
"What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!"
"I keep a chalk outline of myself drawn outside my house so any murderers think, ""dang, someone's already got the murdering covered here"""
"Friends: Let's roll a fatty Me: I have a name guys and pls don't"
"The first mate on a pirate ship sees the captain with a wheel in his pants... The first mate asks why the helm is there and the captain replies, ""Yar, it's drivin' me nuts."""
"Knock. Knock. Oh. Hang on a minute..... I haven't thought this through.."
"Families are like onions.... Watching them be cut into small pieces will make you cry."