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Joke of the Day

"So women draw their eyebrows on daily, and nothing is said. I sharpie on a beard for movember and suddenly everyone has something to say."

"A man only buys water from a dancer. His son notices this and after a while he asks him, ""Why do you only buy water from that dancer?"" ""Because,"" the father said with a grin, ""I enjoy *tap* water!"""

"Things I hate: lists, Oxford commas, and irony."

"If Jesus could walk on water and cucumbers are 96% water and I can walk on cucumbers does that mean the other 4% accounts for Jesus's dick?"

"Who's the best detective in Mexico? Sherlock-Holmes"

"How do you pick up a girl from Auschwitz..... With a broom and a dustpan."

"Yo mama's like a mosquito I gotta slap her to stop sucking"

"What to you call epileptic lettuce? Seizure salad."

"What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move? Islam Dunk"

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