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Joke of the Day

"Took my guitar to an open mic night at a bar. Yea, it sucked cuz they made me play one less chord. Guess one of 'em was a minor."

"The world's fastest boxer invited anyone to try to avoid his fists... There was no punchline."

"""Say hello to my knitted friend!"" -Scarfface"

"What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common? They both have flies on them."

"I've cut this piece of wood 3 times ... ... and it's still too short. -Bob Edmiston"

"I didn't say you were ugly, I just said you were facially challenged."

"Bailiff: State your name for the court Hr: Clara Sofia Alba Constanza Guadalupe... Judge: That's enough I want to get out of here b4 lunch!"

"What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach? A dead one... "

"Forgive me for this one A German soldier who loves animals can't decide what to do after WWII. His friend says, Otto, it's easy to figure out. You're a Veteran Aryan."

"How did the blind man pass the eye exam? He just kept walking"