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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between an arts student and a table? A table can support itself"
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"What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head? A towel head."
"[15 years ago] Mom: Use protection. I'm too young to be a nana [Now] M: I'll pay for the Russian mail order bride. I WANT GRANDCHILDREN!!"
"if seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay? bagels"
"Catching Criminals by Hans Upp"
"Do you know what would happen if the Pope showed up randomly to a Catholic service? Mass hysteria."
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... One of them turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew thirty bucks in there"""
"I remember my first time at a mic. ""Cleanup on aisle 5"" & ""Price check-Advil"" were two early bits that really seemed to resonate with folks."
"[circus school] ""So to tame the lion, you have this whip..."" What if the lion's too close? [picking up tiny stool] ""we've thought of that"""
"what do you call a fake noodle an impasta"