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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my corn. On the cob, I mean on my junk, I mean I didn't think this joke through"

"Did you hear about the woman who got caught with pot in her fake breasts? It was a huge drug bust"

"Nick Jonas is popular again... I bet Kevin and Joe Jonas are Jealous"

"My boss was honest with me today as we walked into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family."

"dry skin? flaky scalp? discoloration? scaling? tongue bifurcating all by itself? hissing? legs fusing together? recently evicted a gypsy?"

"[ER] ME: [scared] well? DOCTOR: ur ok M: so it was just a dream D: o no ur body is filled with lizards but ur system is accepting them"

"LPT: Don't let a doctor examine you without clothes on Make him put his clothes on"

"What did Dr. Dre say when 50 Cent gave him a sweater? Gee, you knit?"

"My office got a shredder, so now I have to buy a turtle costume to fight it on Monday. Work is hard."

"Trump should never become president. I don't to wait 4 more years for the next Celebrity Apprentice."