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Joke of the Day

"Nick Jonas is popular again... I bet Kevin and Joe Jonas are Jealous"

"Politicians hate each other more than they love America."

"Anyone have a lot of unused pregnancy tests? Hate to see all this pee go to waste."

"Why is Islam called the Religion of Peace? It will leave you in pieces."

"Researchers at Duke University say they have discovered the reason for the existence of the human appendix. Still working on the reason for the existence of the Kardashians."

"What do you call a pickle sandwich that's a scientist? Dill Rye"

"Anger. It's all the rage. ."

"Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar? Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with."

"I bet the first thing that happens after you die is you get charged some sort of fee."

"Yes, I am aware pigs are more intelligent than dogs. Why would I want to eat an inferior animal and absorb its lesser powers?"