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Joke of the Day

"My Aunt Mary got a job at the zoo circumcising elephants, the pay isn't great but the tips are enormous."

"What's a homophobe's favorite drink? fruit punch"

"Why is the Ocean blue? Because the fish go blublublu."

"Do insurance companies consider property damages caused by ISIS... an act of god?"

"Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication."

"Great big polar bear(she says what?) It broke the ice!"

"Everyone can stop painting. We all have cameras that can take perfect pictures of everything."

"I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."

"there once was a wonderful poet who knew that one day he woud blow it cuz his poems woud rhyme most of the time but occasionaly they didnt"

"Midnight Mass is my codename for the weight gain induced by eating three dozen cookies."