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Joke of the Day
"What did Sandy say when she came to New York? I come to this great city with great intentions."
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"Two deer at a gay bar Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One turns and says to the other, ""I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks in there."""
"I log in and out of Facebook at the same speed a frightened kid runs down into the basement to grab something and runs back up."
"My wife says I think of her as a sex object... I can't disagree though because everytime I ask for sex... She objects."
"A man came to my door earlier and asked for a small donation towards the town's new swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water"
"Me: Ohhh, MARITAL arts workshop...now I really feel stupid in this karate outfit. Wife to therapist: Do you see what I'm dealing with here?"
"If you watch Jeopardy backwards, it's about rich people paying money for answers to questions. That is all."
"What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean? You have a Dell, rolling in the deep."
"INFORMER!!! Younosaydahdfrxqpgirnmekdmhgjwrztnhyenixblaamm... A LICKY BOOM BOOM DOWN!"
"Because its action precedes its cause. Why did the tachyon cross the road?"