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Joke of the Day
"What did Sandy say when she came to New York? I come to this great city with great intentions."
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"What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer? Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)"
"Who called it your foot falling asleep and not coma toes?"
"I like my women like my beer... Cold and with the head blown off."
"Reddit, I see your sick jokes and raise you sickipedia.org a huge database of sick jokes"
"Did you hear that a survivalist got roasted yesterday about his unemployment? Yeah, a Bear Grilled Bear Gryll's Bare Bills"
"I like my women like I like my hard drives... FAT and 32."