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Joke of the Day

"Eric Clapton Did you know Eric Clapton's son was a speed reader? Six stories in 2 seconds."

"Where do poor noodles live? In the spaghetto"

"I got head from a blind woman She didn't see it coming!"

"*guy struggling to pick his teeth with a toothpick* Narrator: Don't you wish there were a better way? -commercial for business cards"

"Blackberry users thought of making a joke abt the Apple-Samsung battle, but before they cud tweet thr phone hanged n battery drained out"

"How do you kill a circus? ...go for the Juggler!"

"How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes."

"What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement? A bananosecond"

"What is small furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !"

"[interview] So your resume says you used to be in the theater yes that is correct What made you leave it? well, the movie ended so"