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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a circus? ...go for the Juggler!"
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"Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time."
"Cashier: do you need bags? Me: do any of us NEED anything? Cashier: sir, I have a liberal arts degree too Me: plastic please"
"So hoola hoops are a thing again... I figured they'd swing in to style again eventually!"
"A black man and a feather fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The feather. The black man is stopped by the rope."
"Picketing Prostitutes What did the picketing prostitutes chant? ""Hell no, we won't blow!"""
"What did the 0 say to the 8? ""Nice fuckin' belt."""
"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the other losers who missed a 15 million square mile target."
"What's the difference between Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump? Reagan helped tear down a wall."
"Hey, I fucked your mom last night. *Sigh* I know dad..."