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Joke of the Day

"Blackberry users thought of making a joke abt the Apple-Samsung battle, but before they cud tweet thr phone hanged n battery drained out"

"""Half a dozen"" because saying '6' is way too long... >_<"

"""I'm sorry"" & ""I apologize"" mean the same thing unless... you're at a funeral."

"I don't mean to be a party pooper but... where's your bathroom?"

"When do accountants laugh out loud? When somebody asks for a raise"

"Pathan Joke *original joke translated into english* Pathan: I want to get married Dad: With who? Pathan: Grandmother *Dad turns angry* Pathan: You married my mother, that's why I want revenge."

"*NSFW-ish* Two nuns Two nun's are crossing the road when a vampire jumps out. Nun 1 turns to Nun 2 and says ""Quick, show him your cross"" Nun 2 turns to the Vampire and says ""Oi, Fuck off!"""

"[Cat Businessmen] ""Geez, Phil, you look exhausted. Being a new father is tough, huh."" *sighs* I only got 16 hours of sleep last night."

"Friend: Did Eric survive the bear attack? Me: 'BEAR'-ly! F: HA! Any injuries? Me: {nervously} Ooooohhhhh BAD JOKE... He's definitely dead..."

"I'm proud of this groaner, even if it gets downvoted more than a duck winning an election."