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Joke of the Day
"Kisses make my day... But anal makes me hole weak."
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"What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac? You don't have to bring the flowers."
"[Corporate Olive Garden meeting, 1985] Jesus: Let's do unlimited breadsticks. CEO: How can we supply that many? Jesus: *winks at camera*"
"I had sex with a pregnant woman last night Was also my first threesome"
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"What did the Asian pirate do when he saw a crowd? He fry through it!"
"Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriends should band together to create a compilation album entitled ""Maybe it's not us, it's you..."""
"Why did the plane crash because the pilots we're muffins"
"65 year old guy i work with came at me with this one the other day What does a 80 year old women taste like? Depends.."