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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac? You don't have to bring the flowers."

"[MEGATHREAD] The Post Formerly Known as Prince Since he's gone."

"What do you call a dumb nerd? A geek."

"This spinach dip says 'best before 9/11' and i'm like wasn't everything?"

"Once you go black..... You can't get credit"

"I'm DJ Con$tapation I don't give a shit."

"Would a gay shop owner decline service to straights? No, because gay people aren't fucking assholes"

"Everything is easier said than done. Except for talking, that's about the same."

"Did you hear about the hillbilly who was called to testify in court? When he spoke you could only see the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."

"How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway."