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Joke of the Day

"[Corporate Olive Garden meeting, 1985] Jesus: Let's do unlimited breadsticks. CEO: How can we supply that many? Jesus: *winks at camera*"

"What makes Stevie wonder? What everything looks like."

"Yo momma is so fat She's dead."

"Why did the fish monger cross the road? Just for the halibut."

"I went to a really emotional wedding the other day... Even the cake was in tiers."

"What kind of bees hum and drop things ? A fumble bee !"

"Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ??? ""The Dentist will see you now."""

"I was working at the orange juice factory But I got canned couldn't concentrate"

"Would you like to make me wine? Join everyone stomping my grapes."

"After the delicious brownies have all been consumed following my funeral, a video of me will inform everyone that they just ate my ashes."