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Joke of the Day

"[Corporate Olive Garden meeting, 1985] Jesus: Let's do unlimited breadsticks. CEO: How can we supply that many? Jesus: *winks at camera*"

"Either this balsamic vinegar tastes like red wine or my liquor store really needs an air conditioner."

"Manslaughter: The sound a man makes when laughing."

"What is Donald Trump's favourite ice cream? Walls Vanilla Carte D'or - It's not Mexican! (*I am going to hell for this!)"

"Did you hear about the alcoholic chemist that died? He just loved drinking PBr"

"This guy went for an interview with Buzzfeed What happened next will shock you"

"What's a martini's favorite garnish? Olive 'em!"

"A cop pulled me over because he thought I was talking on a cell phone but really I was just rubbing a slice of pizza on the side of my face"

"I took a biology exam the other day. The test asked me to list two things that are commonly found in cells. Apparently blacks and mexicans was not the right answer."

"What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than two bee stings? Still the Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. good'ole anti-humor haha"