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Joke of the Day
"I had sex with a pregnant woman last night Was also my first threesome"
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"What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work? Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!"
"A Nazi and Jew walk into a bar.... Or was it a gas chamber i can't remember"
"Man calls home before leaving the office, asks his wife to slide down the banister. To get his dinner warmed up."
"*works out for six weeks *loses 2 lbs *eats a carrot *gains it back"
"The problem with Australia is that it's full of scary reptiles... Tony Abbot for example."
"What's the best thing about have sex with a lady boy You can reach round and pretend its went all the way through"
"What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ? One rarely bites and the other barely writes !"
"What do you call a cat crossed with a canary? a cosh(x/a)"
"Every time i hear a mean joke about canadians, i go to the hospital right away and get my feelings checked. ...For free..."