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Joke of the Day
"I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me."
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"Just so we're all clear: NASA is getting a direct feed from a robot on Mars, but I still can't make a cell phone call from my basement."
"Two condoms..... Two condoms pass a gay bar. One says to the other, ""Let's go in and get shit-faced."""
"What do you call an orgy with six paraplegics? A threesome."
"How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because they can't climb the ladder."
"Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread? It's more fun to break wind"
"How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes."
"What do you get when you cross a onion and a donkey? A piece of ass that brings a tear to your eye"
"Me: That does it! [bangs on upstairs neighbor's door] [Elephant on a pogo stick answers] Sup? Am I being too loud?"
"I hate forensic TV shows like CSI. I know for a fact that they are completely unrealistic... I mean come on, women detectives?"