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Joke of the Day

"Two condoms..... Two condoms pass a gay bar. One says to the other, ""Let's go in and get shit-faced."""

"Whoever said you cannot live off of wine and cheese alone did not try hard enough."

"What did the pea say to the peanut? At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about."

"What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend? ""IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"""

"Your Jedi mom is so fat... she should be on a force sensible diet."

"So a vegan sits down at a bar... I only know that because he won't shut the fuck up about it."

"What only lasts 40 seconds for men and leaves them hot and sweaty? A bowl of Ramen Noodles"

"I hate people who use stereotypes... They're usually hypocrites."

"How do you know when an Australian prisoner is raping another prisoner? When they're in an inmate mate"

"This girl won't stop crying because I told her that selfie filters wear off in 6 months."