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Joke of the Day

"How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because they can't climb the ladder."

"What does a black guy get after sex? 20-30 years in prison"

"What do you call a vampire that eats period blood? Count Snatchula"

"Everybody thinks Australians are laid back until one of us is standing over you with a chainsaw asking you to pronounce Aluminium correctly."

"A giraffe walks into a bar, orders 6 martinis ...and shame on you for wanting a punchline. This giraffe needs help."

"Old Lady at the bank I work at a bank, and one time an old lady asked if I could check her balance. So I pushed her over."

"Why did the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out."

"Why doesn't Jesus play hockey? He keeps getting nailed to the boards."

"I don't understand all the excitement over Usain Bolt I finish in under ten seconds all the time."

"How many cannibals does it take to make a sandwich? Two."