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Joke of the Day

"How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes."

"Why is Russia the gassiest country? Because their leader is Putin."

"My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking. One cleaning."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss."

"I was born with abnormally large arms.... ...the doctor said I was very humerus"

"What do you call an ugly dinosaur? An Isaurus Rex"

"A funnier shorter vampire joke What did the vampire say to the woman teacher? Bla...bla..see you next period."

"Is that a burrito in your pocket or are you happy to see me? I'm cool if it's a burrito."

"What do you call an old fruit-picker in Wisconsin? Cherry-atric"

"Why is Lance Armstrong a good citizen? Because he is always recycling"