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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an orgy with six paraplegics? A threesome."
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"You do realize that if you save yourself for marriage, you'll only have sex like three or four times ever?"
"Oscar Pistorius misunderstood his girlfriend... when she said: ""for Valentines day, can you take me out?"""
"The most racist joke I know. What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys? A water sprinkler."
"Democrats' favorite Christmas movie is ""Miracle on 34th Street."" Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is ""It's a Wonderful Life."" Right-Wing Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is ""Die Hard."""
"Why did the boy like doing trigonometry? Just cos."
"What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road? ""Hello from the other siiiiiiide!"""
"One I came up with today. Did you hear about the new cult that worships testicles? They are sacreligious."
"PETER PIPER: honey i picked another peck of pickled peppers WIFE: [motioning to pantry already full of peppers] peter literally what the fu"
"Got a tattoo of my mom telling me not to get a tattoo"