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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an orgy with six paraplegics? A threesome."

"A fire broke out at a gay club last night. Police think it was started by a Fag."

"You know what was the biggest travesty to come out of the OJ Simpson Murder Trial? It made Kardashian a house-hold name."

"*stands near cute dude in store* ME [pretending to be on my phone]: PLEASE doctor, when will I be cured of my no gag reflex problem *winks*"

"I saw the funniest joke... Your life."

"You see me driving 'round town with your Alzheimer's mom and she's like, forget you."

"I could never be on a reality show because I wouldn't want my mom to see the faces I make when I talk to her on the phone."

"My girlfriend had sex with her ex, instead of breaking up with her I did the same thing. For the record he said I'm a much better kisser."

"Life is like a box of chocolates... ...it doesn't last long for fat people."

"What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer? One says, ""Hey, you, get off of my cloud!"". The other says ""Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!""."