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"Jejunum? I hardly know him"
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"RIP Boiled Water You will be mist."
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot, you racists."
"Saw a homeless white girl begging for money. I didn't give her any, because I know how they are, always blowing it on Starbucks."
"Guys, Trump isn't Hitler... ...because Hitler actually won the popular vote."
"What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid? Brushing your teeth!"
"Marriage tip: When times get tough, never tell a woman she needs to ""sacrifice."" Women do not like this term. Always say ""prioritize."""
"Every 7 seconds someone in the world dies. Every 6 seconds, a white girl uploads a Pumpkin Spice latte pic on Instagram."
"If a guy tells you he makes 6 figures a year it doesn't necessarily mean he's rich. He could be a really lazy guy working at a toy factory."
"""The last ''Sup?'"" - cool Bible"