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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay."
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"Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven ... ? ... because *six seven ate*"
"I'm not going to masturbate for the rest of the year Three more hours to go."
"The sun is in so many movies.. It's like one giant star!"
"my marrige is just like my time in prison nothing but fucking and fighting, Im just kidding I never fought in prison."
"Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory? I1"
"Serious question: If you walked into a store and saw an alien holding a bag of 12 butterflies would you play it cool or leave?"
"just met a guy who's using an empty beef jerky bag as a wallet so don't worry you're probably doing just fine"
"What's the difference between America and Yoghurt? If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture."
"What does a Muslim have if they hate their god? An Allahgy"