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"Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves."
"QUIT TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! YOU'RE NOT MY FOUNDING FATHER! - strict constitutional constructionist teen to the President"
"Peter Pan is my favorite story about how running away from all your problems will allow you to remain youthful and to possibly fly someday"
"If I can ever learn how to fold a fitted sheet, I will consider my life to be a successful one."
"I once tried to become a Nazi... ...but killing people was outside mein kampf-ort zone."
"I saw a sign that said check your speed. Lucky I did, it had almost fallen out of my pocket."
"What do we want?! LOW FLYING AIRPLANES! When do we want them?! NEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!"
"Q: What do you call a tree from Tulsa? A: An oakie."
"Who performs the most assisted suicides. Youth in Asia."