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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it"
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"[drops son off for 1st day at daycare] ""Ok, Mr Hughes, see you at 3 o'clock."" ""Not a chance. He's your problem now."""
"Good news: I recently discovered I was interested in Necrophilia. Bad news: I'm a submissive bottom."
"McDonalds employees get so cranky when you perform the entire dance routine to Britney Spear's ""I'm a slave for you"" before ordering."
"My new juice cleanse is called Vodka with a side of Tonic"
"Why do Jewish women like circumsized men? Because they're 10% off."
"What is cold, grey, and ugly? Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno."
"Turns out, if I dress like a French maid, my husband doesn't make me clean."
"I promised my wife I would make her feel like a princess. She is all locked up in the tower now."
"What's the difference between sex every day, and a tire? One is a good year, the other is a GREAT year"