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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it"

"My dick is so average... It's struggling with student loan debt but doesn't even use it's degree... Or Can handle about 5-6 beers before it's totally useless Or Its like the Toyota corolla of dicks"

"A guy goes into a Latvian bar with 3 potatoes Walks out with a female entourage that would make Hef proud."

"LPT: How to meet the man/woman of your dreams. Go to sleep. [Heard this from a friend so not mine and probably not hers]"

"Why Couldn't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she is a woman."

"Why is leather armor best for sneaking? It's literally made of hide."

"whats the definition of a will? (lol come on guys its a dead giveaway)"

"Why did the skeleton knew that it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast, Idiot (Wow didnt see that coming did you *wink*)"

"I hope the meteorite crash in Russia doesn't affect the price of Vodka!"

"Football started as strictly butt-slapping & they built the rest of the game around that so it wouldn't look weird by itself"