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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a lesbian and a wheat-thin? Ones a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker."

"What do women and dog poop have in common? The older they are the easier they are to pick up."

"M: Come to bed... Her: I have a headache M: You're a robot! H: M: H: ...SELF DESTRUCT [BOOM] M: Nice try but you're still under warranty!"

"I've never falsely accused someone of hacking, whether aimbotting, wall hacking, or speed hacking They were all just really good at hiding it!"

"Always bring a rogue with you when you go to Thailand They're good at detecting traps"

"People who process expired passports are so lazy they're always cutting corners. (Joel Dommett)"

"lobster christian grey: 'my tastes are very.....singular' *opens closet door revealing hundreds of rubber bands*"

"Why do white peope call a Indians paiutes? Cuz paiutes was a Indians first words and they were like 30yrs old!"

"Someone knocked on my door and asked if I wanted to donate to the organization for children with no hands. I started clapping."

"They say that 1 out of 3 people has cheated on their relationship I'm not sure if it's my wife or my girlfriend."