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Joke of the Day
"What did the Earth say to the Earthquake? Sorry...that was my fault."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the man who had his right side cut off He's dead. Died from blood loss. Poor guy. On the bright side, his family got what's left of him."
"What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan? Tajweed"
"I've Noticed Bernie Sanders is Wearing a Ballcap Now at his Rallies. If he wants to invigorate his base shouldn't he be wearing a trilby?"
"Never tell a psycho that they're psycho, because then they feel like they're obligated to prove it."
"Prostitution work laws If a hooker gets pregnant, can she file compensation for an on the job ""accident""?"
"Vanna White's birthday is today... Pretty soon she'll be getting to the age where she has trouble with her vowel movements."
"If you met an eel in a top hat... ...that would be Sir Eel. (say it out loud)"
"When do Arabs return their library books? the day they're Dubai."
"My girlfriend told me she's going to break up with me if I don't stop with these nosebleeds... So I tell her ""Hey, if you can find better tickets, YOU look for them!"""