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Joke of the Day

"I've Noticed Bernie Sanders is Wearing a Ballcap Now at his Rallies. If he wants to invigorate his base shouldn't he be wearing a trilby?"

"What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13."

"What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate? Sandy Hook."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger."

"Twitter has ruined me. Just wrote ""we'll deliver your load on time"" for a transportation client and broke into peals of laughter."

"I went to read the dictionary, but... My aardvark had the exact same idea before me. He didn't really get far."

"I met a girl who said she liked Imagine Dragons. I asked her if she could Imagine Dragon these nuts across her chin."

"Q. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A pilot...you racist"

"What do you call a teacher who's always late? Mr Bus"

"What does a panda say when it's out of food? Chute"