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Joke of the Day

"Prostitution work laws If a hooker gets pregnant, can she file compensation for an on the job ""accident""?"

"Have you heard about that new Tron movie? The protagonists name is Adam."

"Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups? Because they can't even."

"My wife is kind to strangers, she stopped an old lady from buying evaporated milk... ..., and told her it was just an empty can."

"I hope it's not too weird the next time I get a haircut and the barber asks, ""So, how do you want it?"" and I reply, ""Like Ellen DeGeneres."""

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Hot, dark and bitter."

"Crucifixion art is so depressing. Every time I look at Jesus, I can't help thinking...I'll never have abs like that."

"(Q)..... What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster? (A)..... The rooster clucks defiance."

"We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris."

"What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber? Two buy four."