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Joke of the Day

"ISIS could be considered today's Rocket Power Because they are always blasting away!"

"Did anyone else witness that jet crashing into the ocean? It was plane to sea."

"*horse walks into a bar* *horse walks into a bar* *horse walks into a bar* *horse walks into an optometrist* Horse: Holy shit please help me"

"My coworkers think it's funny they have power & I don't. I think it's funny how they won't get home to enjoy it cuz their tires are slashed."

"Would you like to try some binary cake? Sure, I'll have a little bit."

"Today is Star Wars Day, which means we should all reflect on a simpler time in our lives, when Harrison Ford didn't have an earring."

"I asked a black man on the street if he could come fix my speaker set up, since he must be good at fixing electronics. He told me I used the wrong stereo type."

"I can love my son and refuse to support his lifestyle... I raised him better than to game on a console."

"Here's a handy trick. When people are talking to you, nod and think about other stuff."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Argo ! Argo who ? Argo down to the beach for my holidays"