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Joke of the Day
"Have you tried locking him in your trunk?"
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"Mom said I could be anything I wanted to be when I grew up. So I became sarcastic."
"What did the tuba say to the clarinet? Nothing, instruments don't talk."
"My boyfriend wanted a serious relationship so we stopped smiling at each other."
"Turtle + Porcupine = Slowpoke"
"Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ? Round of 16"
"A man goes to the bar And he asks the bar tender Man: ""What taste good? Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke? Tender: *facepalm*"
"Why did God create Adam before Eve? To let him get a word in."
"What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel. :D"
"My redneck cousin is looking for a girl into multiple partners. I told him that was ridiculously cliche... I mean really. Cracker wants a poly?"